Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, "You think
you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got
married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my stepmother and my
father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother -in-law of her father-in-law. Then the
daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my
half-brother because he was my father's son,
but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's
grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of
my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the
brother-in-law of my
child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I'm my stepmother's
brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's
nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems!!!!!!
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